A mother asks little Johnny "do you know who Newton is?"
Little Johnny replies "no"
She says "if you paid attention in school, you would know who he is"
Little Johnny says "do you know who Candy is?"
Mom says "no"
Little Johnny says "if you paid attention to dad, you'd know who she is"
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