Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

The priest opens the door and find a choir boy jacking off

LITTLE Johnny, he says, haven't I told you that...

Little Johnny puts a dot on the blackboard

The teacher in her first grade class asks her s...

NSFW Jonny saw his parent doing it........

Little Johnny walks past his parent's bedroom o...

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...

Little Johnny

Little Johnny sat in the classroom staring out ...

LITTLE JOHNNY DURING THE SCHOOL CANDY SALE

The day of the candy sale, Little Johnny was si...

Anyone who thinks he's stupid

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...

Make a wish!?

A few months after his parents were divorced, l...

Teacher With Naughty Johnny

Teacher: “Anyone who thinks they are stupid ma...

Teacher says to students

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...

Little Johnny went to the zoo with his parents.

He saw an elephant and asked his mom:

"Mom, wh...

Little Johnny is a good boy

The Teacher says to the class: "Who ever stands...

Mother, “How was school today, Johnny?”

Little Johnny: "It was really great mum! Today ...

While playing in the backyard, Johnny kills a honeybee

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny ki...

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note.

Johnny's mother reads the note and is astonishe...

Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very nice...

Little Johnny once bought his Grandma a very ni...

Little Johnny

Little Johnny was sitting with his mom looking ...

Perks of touching oneself

*Apologies if this has already been posted befo...

Pair of teats

Little Johnny's parent's ask him what he wants ...

Little Johnny moves to a Catholic School.

Little Johnny, is a student who is oblivious to...

Teacher and student

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...

A teacher in class,

A teacher trying to teach good manners asked he...

Something exciting

The third-grade class had a homework assignment...

Little Johnny is back

In the class the teacher said: "the first perso...