Little Johnny sat in the classroom staring out the window. The teacher noticed and was annoyed. She said Johnny, maybe you would like to share with the class what you find so interesting out there. Little Johnny said Teacher, you see those three ladies sitting on that park bench eating ice cream? The teacher said she did. Johnny said I noticed one of the ladies was licking the ice cream, another was sucking on the ice cream and the third was taking bites of the ice cream. Johnny asked Teacher, which one of those ladies do you think is married? The teacher blushed a little and said Well Johnny, I suppose it would be the lady sucking on the ice cream. Johnny said No, its the one with the wedding ring, but I like how ya think!
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