Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

While teaching a class

A teacher trying to teach good manners asked he...

Little Johnny is goofing off in math class and Ms. McHeiney calls on him.

"Johnny, three birds are sitting on a fence, yo...

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Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stu...

Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycle for his birthday.

Little Johnny asks his father for a $200 bicycl...

At a family BBQ party, grandma was smiling.

I asked her, "What's so funny grandma?"
She sa...

Little Johnny was sitting in class

Little Johnny was sitting in class not paying a...

Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench & eating candies.

A man sitting on opposite bench was observing h...

Little Johnny and his father go to the store...

As they pass the pharmacy section, Johnny notic...

Little Johnny was sitting in class....

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...

A LESSON IN MORALS

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's te...

A teacher asks her class to use 'contagious' in a sentence

A teacher asks her class to use the word 'conta...

little Johnny and Flingfly

Little Johnny was only 9 years old and was walk...

A LESSON IN MORALS

One day at the end of class, little Johnny's te...

Little Johnny's Game

Little Johnny comes running into the house and ...

Little Johnny...

Little Johnny comes running into the house and ...

On the Bus

Little Johnny says, "Mom, when I was on the bus...

Little Johnny asked to go to the bathroom.

Teacher: Please recite the alphabet then you ma...

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Little Johnny asks the teacher, “Mrs Roberts, c...

During a class on good manners...

and etiquette being held at an all boys school ...

Little Johnny was walking down the hallway at school...

... When he reaches his classroom he looks ins...

One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said..

One day in class, the teacher brought a bag ful...

A teacher walks into a class with a bag full of fruit

The teacher then says, "Now class, I'm going t...

Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up

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