The day of the candy sale, Little Johnny was sitting in front of the school munching one candy bar after another. A man noticed him and said, "Son, eating that much candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."
Little Johnny looked up, swallowed, and replied, "Oh, yeah? Well, my grandfather lived to be 107!" "Oh, really?" replied the man. "Did your grandfather eat six candy bars in one sitting, too?" "No," replied Little Johnny, "But he did know how to mind his own freaking business!!"
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