Perks of touching oneself

*Apologies if this has already been posted before


Little Johnny gets home from school and can't find his mom in the kitchen. But he hears moans of pleasure coming from upstairs. He goes up and finds the door to his mom's room ajar. Inside, he sees his mom lying naked, touching herself, and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

The next day when he gets home from school, he hears the moans again. He runs upstairs and takes a peek inside his mom's room. But this time there is a naked man on top of his mother.

Little Johnny rushes to his room, takes all his clothes off, and jumps on his bed. He then starts touching himself and moaning, "I need a bike, I need a bike!"