Little Johnny's parent's ask him what he wants for his birthday.
> I want a pair of teats!
His parents are shocked, so they decide to wait another day before asking him again.
The next day, they ask him and he enthusiastically shouts
>I want a pair of teats!
Mom and dad consult each other privately.
>Honey, how can he be sure at this age? What will the other kids at school say?
>It's 2016, it's fine, we shouldn't stop our child from expressing his true self
So the next day they drive to the doctor and bring home a round of estrogen shots.
>Ok Johnny, just let us do these shots and you'll have a pair of teats just like you wanted.
Johnny is scared and confused, but he trusts his parents so he listens. After the painful round of injections, Johnny says through his tears,
>Thank you so much mummy and daddy, when the birds get here can I teep them in my room?
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