Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward way of thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex, while at others he is all too innocent. The jokes may also include a female counterpart, typically named Susie.

A teacher wants to make sure non of her students feel stupid...

So she walks to the front of class and says " i...

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primary school.......

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primar...

The telephone rings and little johnny answers...

"Hello" Johnny said in a low whispered voice.

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A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses...

A new teacher tries to make use of her psycholo...

Why did little Johnny hate baseball?

Every time he reaches third base, his teammates...

In school one day

In school one day, the teacher decided that in ...

Airplane Joke

People are riding in an airplane when all of a ...

Q&A Time w/Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton goes to a gifted-student primar...

School jokes

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating...

Little Johnny goes trick-or-treating dressed as...

Little Johnny is complaining to his mother early in the morning

'Mum, I have a stomach ache...'

'Don't worry, ...

Little Johnny's mother sent Little Johnny to the store to get a loaf of bread.

Little Johnny's is coming home from the store s...

Little Johnny

A few months after his parents were divorced, l...

Whats that?

2 year old Johnny showered with his dad one nig...

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. ..........

A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnn...

"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked.......

"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "an...

LITTLE JOHNNY'S HALLOWEEN

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all ...

Johnny you think you're stupid?

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may sta...

The teacher, Miss Brown, goes to school in a mini-skirt

At some point, Little Matt whispers to his frie...

Maths class and the teacher asks the class a question

'Children, how many pigeons will we have when t...

Sucking, Licking and Biting....

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math p...

Teacher and student

The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands ...