He saw an elephant and asked his mom:
"Mom, what does this elephant has between its legs?"
Mom blushes and says:
" Oh, that's nothing."
Then Johnny turns to his father and asks:
"Dad, what does this elephant has between its legs?"
"That's elephant's penis"
"But mom said that it was nothing"
"Well, daddy spoiled mommy a little bit"
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