Little Johnny walks past his parent's bedroom one night when he sees them doing it.
The next day, Mommy has a one on one talk with Johnny to explain what happened,
"Johnny, what you saw last night was Mommy on top of daddy.
Daddy has a giant tummy so what Mummy was doing was jumping up and down to deflate it.
Do you understand?".
To which Johnny replied "But that won't work Mommy.
Why not? Mommy asked.
Because when you're at work, the lady from next door comes over, gets down on her knees and blows it back up"
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