Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

BAD BAD JOKE


This joke is bad taste, you have been warned.T...

V.I.P


A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope al...

Explaination


A grade school teacher was asking students wha...

Make that lawer dance


You and your lawyer have just lost your case a...

Eternal Marriage


On their way to a justice of the peace to get ...

Dead Lawyer


A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to...

The Spelling Test


Three people arrive at the gates of heaven and...

Fairy tales


Humpty Dumpy, the tooth fairy, an old' drunk a...

A woman and her little girl


A woman and her little girl were visitng the g...

Lawyers and Sharks


If you throw a lawyer into a pool of man-eatin...

Light Bulb


Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a l...

Dury duty


Mary reported for jury duty and immediately as...

Were you ever arrested?


A lawyer was filling out a job application whe...

Bills


A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party....

Are you talking to me?


At the height of a political corruption trial,...

Lawyer's Question


A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was be...

Lawyer's Dog


A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lin...

Bear With Me....


A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several w...

WEST VIRGINIA


Two West Virginia lawyers hired a secretary fr...

Lawyer and Blonde


A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each...

None


Attorney: So you were gone until you returned?...

Hungry Gator


A man walks into a bar with an alligator. "Do ...

Russian, Cuban, American and a Lawyer


A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer a...

Battered Women


I read last week how there are more than one m...

17 days


Two young blonde women are sitting at a bar in...