Introductions
"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his...
Lawyers Jokes
Alabama Speed Trap
A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, fee...
Top Ten Things that Sound Dirty in Law but Aren't
10. Have you looked through her briefs?
9. H...
brass rat
A man walked into a curio shop and began to br...
Running Down Lawyers
A truck driver used to amuse himself by runnin...
More Lawyer Jokes
What happens when you cross a pig with a lawye...
My Dad's a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in sc...
Justice Prevailed
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a f...
An ounce of brains
A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain ...
Lumbar region
Q. Doctor, did you say he was shot in the wood...
Embarrassing Moment
One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist wa...
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a polic...
good news & bad news
Good News: A busload of lawyers ran off a clif...
The National Institutes of Health
The National Institutes of Health have announc...
Warning Signs that you Might Need a Different Lawy
He tells you that his last good case was a Bud...
Telling the truth
One juror overheard saying to another. . .
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All on dead people
Q. Doctor, how many autopsies have you perform...
The Swindlers
An elderly gentleman, quite well to do, realiz...
You Need A New Lawyer When..
1. During your initial consultation he tries t...
Crashing Lawyers
What do you say to a busload of lawyers crashi...
Lawyers off bridge...
Q: What do you call one lawyer thrown off a br...
Sneaky Lawyer
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary t...
Electrician
After an electrician finished repairing some f...
Defending yourself
Judge: Are you defending yourself? Defendant: ...
Lawyer quickies 4
Q: How do you know when your divorce is gettin...