Cross eyed law
The cross eyed judge looked at the three defen...
Lawyers Jokes
The Lawyer and the Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one...
Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in ...
Sushi bar
Have you heard about the new sushi bar that ca...
Revelations In Life
Revelations on My Life 1. I'm not into working...
Jury Duty
A man was chosen for jury duty who really want...
Misinformed
A priest settled into a chair in a lawyer's of...
job interview
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were be...
1000 lawyers
Q: What do you call a 1000 lawyers under the s...
Kind Eye?
A man is convicted of murdering a woman. The m...
Heavenly estate
The Pope and a lawyer find themselves together...
Thirstiness
Judge: You are charged with habitual drunkenne...
An attorney ran over to
An attorney ran over to the office of his clie...
THE LAWYERS DAUGHTER
Q:What was thelawyers daughters name
A:SUE
Lawyer Creed
Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven...
Oldest profession
A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, w...
Draw
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing ...
Take a dump
Did you know that it is against the law to tak...
Over the injury
Independent Medical Examiner: It may be both. ...
Drowning Lawyer
How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?
S...
Fair
Q. What is your name?
A. Ernestine McDowell.
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Practising Law
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, d...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer a...
Blind Justice
A young boy walked up to his father and asked,...
What's the purpose?
Attorney: Your honor, may we approach the benc...