Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Riding alone


A judge was riding horses one day with a young...

Forty-five years


Q: How old is your son, the one living with yo...

Tick


What is the difference between a tick and a la...

Buy a Tractor


I haven't sold one tractor all month," a tract...

2 2


A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were a...

Heart transplant


An elderly patient needed a heart transplant a...

The Top 15 Law Firms to Avoid (Part I)


15> Folsom, Leavenworth & Joliet 14>...

Polution/Solution


Polution- a lawyer in the sea.


Solution- all...

Czechs and Lawyers


A lawyer asked a Czechoslovakian friend of his...

Dogs better than Men


How Dogs Are Better Than Men1. Dogs don't have...

Do You Know Me?


A small town prosecuting attorney called his f...

Red Head Vs Blonde


What's the difference between a blonde and a r...

Twelve Foot Graves


Why do they bury Lawyers in 12 foot graves?


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He should be present


Prospective Juror: Judge, I would like to be e...

Dunlop Rubbers


A young woman who was several months pregnant ...

After surgery


As the lawyer slowly came out of the anesthesi...

Microsoft Engineer


There are three engineers in a car; an electri...

Gigolo


Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and ...

An Old Man's Dying Request


An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doc...

Can i sue for that?


Down South, Bubba called his attorney and aske...

The lawyers, email,


Two lawyers were planing to go to Hawaii for t...

$5 prostitute


Clinton is out jogging around in some of the s...

The kind lawyer!


One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in ...

There are no honest lawyers


A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a ...

Trust


A defense attorney was cross-examining a polic...