Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

Pit bull


What's the difference between a female lawyer ...

Settled the Case!


A young attorney, 'who had taken over his fath...

Appeal


One day a nagging lady asked his bored boyfrie...

Burglary defence


A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary t...

Lying lawyer


Q: How do you know when a lawyer is lying?


A...

Research


Q: Why have scientists begun to use lawyers in...

Cold


It was so cold last winter...
...I saw a lawy...

Lawyers advice


Two guys, George and Harry, set out in a hot a...

Lawyers and PC's


The number of lawyers and personal computers h...

lawyer in a tree


How do you get a lawyer down from a tree...? C...

Anytime, anywhere


A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, w...

Lawyers in the Park


A guy from Czechslovakia was visiting his cous...

Insurance


A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old...

20 of them


A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barri...

Car


After their car broke down on a lonely country...

I'm sorry


Defendant: Judge, I want you to appoint me ano...

Late again


A secretary comes in late for work for the thi...

A housewife, an accountant


A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were a...

Justice prevailed


A junior partner in a law firm was sent to a f...

Smartest Man in the


A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest ...

Lawyer jokes


1. The Post Office just recalled their latest ...

Rope


How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut th...

The Ethical Question


Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting o...

No...Really...


Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in sc...

A man died


A man died and was taken to his place of etern...