A small, uncertain, and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?""Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice."Once.""Whom did you marry?""Well, a woman."The lawyer said angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"And the witness said meekly, "My sister did."
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