This joke is bad taste, you have been warned.Three vampires walk into a bar on a cold winter night. They all three sit at the bar and the bartender asks the first vampire "What can I getcha?" The 1st vampire says "I'll have a beer, please" So, the bartender gets him a beer. The bartender asks the 2nd vampire "What would you like?" The vampire replies "A beer please." So, the bartender gets him a beer. The bartender then asks the 3rd and last vampire "Sir, what can I get you?" and the 3rd vampire replies "A cup of hot water please." The bartender obliges and asks the vampire, "What are you gonna do with that hot water?" The third vampire pulls out a used tampon and dips it into his hot water and says "Hot tea, it's chilly out!"
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