You and your lawyer have just lost your case and you have just been convited of an armed robbery and got ten years. The gaurd is taking you away. Before you get there you grab the gaurds gun and run. You look in the chamber and notice you have only one bullet. When you've excaped into the parking lot you notice your lawyer and two gaurds. Who do you shoot?
(THE LAWYER!)
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