Lawyers Jokes

Lawyers Jokes

As Seen On Bumpers


* "Time is what keeps everything from happenin...

Women Speak


What Woman Say vs. What Women Really MeanCAN'T...

Lawyer Stuff


A doctor was vacationing at the seashore with ...

The Lawyer and the Roadkill


Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk ...

The truth


One juror overheard saying to another..."You'l...

Bribing the Judge


A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums ...

An honest lawyer


Q: What do you call an honest lawyer?
A: An o...

Lawyer Lines


Why do people love to tell lawyer jokes? There...

INTERVIEW TECHNIQUES


An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were be...

my dad


Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in sc...

Early shopping trip.


It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry ...

Take no chances


The lawyer cabled his client overseas:


"You...

Lawyer's Dog


A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, b-lin...

What and who am I?


A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair ...

A witness to an automobile accident


A witness to an automobile accident was testif...

Lawyers rewards


A priest settled into a chair in a lawyer's of...

$25,000 Each


A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Cl...

Slacking Off


The real-estate boss got a hot a new secretary...

It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...


It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his h...