Russian, Cuban, American and a Lawyer

A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train.


The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of his pack; pours some into
a glass, drinks it, and says: "In USSR, we have the best vodka in the world,
nowhere in the world you can find Vodka as good as the one we produce in
Ukraine. And we have so much of it, that we can just throw it away..." Saying
that, he opened the window and throws the rest of the bottle through it. All the
others were quite impressed.


The Cuban takes a pack of Havanas, takes one of them, lights it and begins to
smoke it saying: "In Cuba, we have the best cigars in the world, nowhere in the
world there is so many and so good cigars and we have so much of them, that we
can just throw them away...". Saying that, he throws the pack of Havanas through
the window. One more time, everybody is quite impressed. At this time, the
American just stands up, opens the window, and throws the Lawyer through it...
an envelope from the lawyer: $20 due for a consultation.