Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

Quotable Beer Quotes


If you ever reach total enlightenment while dr...

The ventriloquist


A travelling ventriloquist on the road in betw...

A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck


If you have a complete set of salad bowls and ...

The cowboy and the coffin


Once upon a time, a cowboy that was supposed t...

Posh & Becks


David Beckham had a near-death experience the ...

Riding a horse


A blonde was going to ride a horse for the fir...

Horses


A horse walks into a bar and the bartender say...

Bufflo


One day a cowboy and an indian were hunting bu...

Horse


A horse walks into a bar....ouch

Male-Female Relationships...Long But True


Let's say a guy named Roger is attracted to a ...

Redneck Cowboy


A redneck cowboy rides into town on a hot blis...

Cow Pat Lip Gloss


An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot,...

Never lick a gift horse


Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.

Horse in Bar


One day, a bar owner decided he had enough of ...

Backwards


Paddy went to a riding stable and hired a hors...

Blonde Horse Sense


A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell th...

Actual Q's and A's on Family Fued


Q: Something in the garden thats green?
A: A ...

Horse country


A man took a trip out West after a harrowing d...

Did santa give you that?


a little boy was ridding his bike when an offi...

Rose Bushel, an amateur genealogical researcher,...


Rose Bushel, an amateur genealogical researche...

Leutenant's Daughter


The little daughter of a lieutenant answered a...

Chap stick?


A cowboy walks into a saloon and orders a whis...

First experience horse riding


A blonde decides to learn and try horse back r...

Christmas Parrot


A man wants to buy a pet for his girlfriend fo...

All you saint's


The old time pastor was galloping down the roa...