Posh & Becks


David Beckham had a near-death experience the other day when he went
> riding.


> Everything was going fine until the horse started bucking up and down


> out


> of


> control. He tried with all his might to hang on but it was no good.


> With


> his


> foot caught in the stirrup, he fell head-first to the ground. His head


> continued to bump on the ground as the horse refused to stop or even


> slow


> down.


>


> Fortunately, however, there was a happy ending. Just as he was giving


> up


> hope and losing consciousness, the Woolworth's' manager came along and


> unplugged it.

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