David Beckham had a near-death experience the other day when he went
> riding.
> Everything was going fine until the horse started bucking up and down
> out
> of
> control. He tried with all his might to hang on but it was no good.
> With
> his
> foot caught in the stirrup, he fell head-first to the ground. His head
> continued to bump on the ground as the horse refused to stop or even
> slow
> down.
>
> Fortunately, however, there was a happy ending. Just as he was giving
> up
> hope and losing consciousness, the Woolworth's' manager came along and
> unplugged it.
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