Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

Falling over a cliff.


A man hired a horse from a priest one day. The...

Lone Ranger


The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar an...

A donkey is a horse


A donkey is a horse designed by a study team.

Chapped Lips


An old Wyoming cowhand came riding into town o...

Hillbillys and a sick donkey


One morning, a hillbilly went to feed his donk...

Travel with a horse


An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in...

The Lone Ranger


The Lone Ranger and Tonto were at the bar drin...

My Wife is Having an


Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar...

Red Neck


Proof that you are a well-bred red neck:


1. ...

She wanted to mount the horse her way.


Q. Why did the woman get thrown out of the rid...

Horse Sense


One day a rich man was looking for a gift for ...

Once, Twice...


A farmer and his brand new bride were riding h...

Extracts from Resumes


I demand a salary commiserate with my extensiv...

What kids say


'Never trust a dog to watch your food.' - Patr...

Farm visit


The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of ...

Student Bloopers


This is a compilation of actual student bloope...

A cowboy and his horse


A cowboy walks out of a bar and a second later...

How bad a mistake


How bad a mistake can you make on your resume?...

what is black and white and eats like a horse...


what is black and white and eats like a horse
...

a little horse walked into a bar to order...


a little horse walked into a bar to order some...

Zebra


What do you call a zebra


a horse that surr...

The Slow Racehorse


The racehorse owner was annoyed with the runni...

Cowboy Gets 3 Wishes


A cowboy was taken prisoner by a bunch of Indi...

President Bush was representing the United...


President Bush was representing the United Sta...

Kids on proverbs


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...