Actual Q's and A's on Family Fued


Q: Something in the garden thats green?
A: A shed.


Q: Something that flies that doesnt have an engine?
A: A bicycle with wings.


Q: Something you could be allergic to?
A: Skiing.


Q: Name a famous brige?
A: The bridge over troubled water.


Q: Something a cat does?
A: Goes to the bathroom.


Q: Something you can do in the bathroom?
A: Decorate.


Q: Name an animal you might see at the zoo?
A: A dog.


Q: Something associated with cops?
A: Pigs.


Q: A sign of the zodiac?
A: April.


Q: Something slippery?
A: A con man.


Q: A kind of ache?
A: Fillet 'O' fish.


Q: A food that could be brown or white?
A: Potato.


Q: A potato topping?
A: Jam.


Q: Something with a hole in it?
A: A window.


Q: Non-living creature with legs?
A: Plant.


Q: A domestic animal?
A: Leopard.


Q: Part of the body that starts with "N"?
A: Knee.


Q: A way of cooking fish?
A: Cod.


Q: Something you open other than the door?
A: Your bowels.


Q: Name something a blind person might use?
A: A sword.


Q: Name a song with moon in the title?
A: Blue suade moon.


Q: Name a bird with a long neck?
A: Naomi Campell.


Q: Name a occupation that you might need a torch?
A: A burgler.


Q: Name a famous brother and sister?
A: Bonnie and clyde.


Q: Name a dangerous race?
A: The arabs.


Q: Name a item or clothing worn by the tree musketeers?
A: Horse.


Q: Name something that floats in the bath?
A: Water.


Q: Name something you wear at the beach?
A: A deck chair.


Q: Name something thats red?
A: A cardigan.


Q: Name a famous cowboy?
A: Buck rogers.


Q: Something you do before going to bed?
A: Sleep.


Q: Something you put on the walls?
A: Roofs.


and the best ever screw up on family fued is.........


Q: Name a number you have to memorize?
A: 7.


Who let these people on the show??

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