A blonde was going to ride a horse for the first time and she was very nervous and scared. She gets up on the horse and it starts to move. It goes faster and faster and the blonde is terrified. Suddenly the blonde loses her grip and slides up side down on the horse. Her head is dragging on the ground and she is screaming for help. She is panicing now and just when she is sure she is gonna die, the manager comes out and unplugs the machine.
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