Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

Roses?


The Lone Ranger wanted to know that - why with...

Survey Says...


These are actual answers given by contestants ...

White Horse in a bar


A white horse walks into a bar, and the barman...

Blonde Rider


A blonde walks up to a horse and gets on, sudd...

Bad Days


Think YOU'RE having a bad day? It seems like s...

Children's Proverbs


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...

A Visit With The Queen


President Clinton was to represent the United ...

The World's Greatest Cowboy


The World's Greatest Cowboy (wgc) was captured...

Never Lie


Three wives are boasting to their husbands how...

Proverbial humor


A first grade teacher collected old, well know...

Horseback Riding


A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even...

A quote on marriage


May you be blessed with a wife so healthy and ...

What Happened in Tex


A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloo...

Blonde Horses Around


There once was this blonde riding a horse. Aft...

The Blonde and the H


There once was a blonde who had two horses but...

Murphy's Laws /


Murphys 1st Law: If anything can go wrong, it ...

Best ones


Yo Mamas so fat


Yo mamas so fat that the on...

First grade proverbs


A first grade teacher collected old, well know...

Blonde Horse Ride


This blonde had a near death experience the ot...

Ventriloquist Cowboy


A ventriloquist cowboy walked into town and sa...

It's alright Ma'am


On his first official engagement, President Cl...

A Horse walks into a Bar


A Horse walks into a bar:
"Hey buddy," says t...

Religous/ blonde


A blonde wanted to rent a horse the owner told...

First Grade Proverbs


A first grade teacher collected well known pro...

Selling a horse


An old farmer is outside for a walk around his...