A man took a trip out West after a harrowing divorce proceeding.
He stopped in a bar, and after a few drinks, stated to no one in particular, "Lawyers are horses' asses."
One of the locals spoke up on hearing this said, "Mister, you'd better watch what you say. You're in horse country."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
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