So a fish walks into a bar and- look I'm sorry, but can we stop insulting Aquaman by calling him a fish? This is getting ridiculous. Just talking a cursory glance at his implied extra-normal abilities reveals an unbelievable plethora of goodies. An aquatic being infused with humanoid DNA? Clearly this would result in at the least not-of-this-Earth attention giving skills, and at the most the ability to turn his "little garden" into a photosynthesizing animal rights advocate, someone who would magnetically castrate even the most minor of horse yellers.
Anyway, the bartender says "You can't TUNE-A fish!"
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