An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar.
The bartender serves the 3 of them as normal.
The second day, a Japanese, a Mexican, and a redneck American walk into the bar.
The bartender barely puts up with their insults at each other.
The third day, a horse walks into the bar.
The bartender had to wait an hour before animal control arrived.
The fourth day, a nun, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar.
The bartender asks, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"
The fifth day, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into the bar.
The bartender remarks, "I guess this is /r/jokes..."
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