The Englishman and the Welshman

Englishman: "That your dog?"

Welshman: "Yep. "

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?"

Welshman: "Dogs don't talk."

Englishman: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Welshman: (Look of shock)

Englishman: "Is this Welshman your owner?"

Dog: "Yep."

Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me
to the lake once a week to play.."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?

Welshman: "Horses don't talk."

Englishman: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman: "Is this your owner?"

Horse: "Yep."


Englishman: "How's he treating you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often
and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement)

Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman: "That sheep is a liar"