Horse Jokes

Horse Jokes

3 blondes on a hike found some tracks in the woods...

Blonde girl one said "These are wolf tracks."
...

An horse walks into a bar

An horse walks into a bar. The customers get up...

How did the man escape from prison?

Well, he rubbed his hands to make them sore,
He...

A horse walks into a bar...

The bartender says, "sorry we don't serve horse...

My 4 year old tells me that he saw the fifth leg of a horse

I was teaching my 4 year old about animal and t...

A rancher is riding the range checking his fences...

This guy is a very devout Christian and has his...

I used to play water polo

But I had to stop when my horse drowned

A horse walks into a bar....

The barman says. , "why the long face?"

What did the horse say when it fell down?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up!

We had to put my horse down.

After he escaped from the barn, the veterinaria...

What sound does a bloated dead horse make when you beat it?

If you're still waiting for a punchline, why ar...

It just all depends on how you look at some things...

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy research...

Team building

19 years old , barely out of high school, her f...

White Horse

A white horse walks into a bar, and orders a be...

Missing wife

A husband went to the police station to file a ...

Thor

Thor goes out for a ride on his mighty war hors...

Use horticulture in a sentence:

You can lead a horticulture but you can't teach...

My voice is like a pony,

A little Horse.

A cowboy was captured by indians...

the indian chief says "You getum three wishes, ...

Two cows are standing in a field.

One says to the other "Are you worried about Ma...