Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes

Accident at the golf course

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and w...

A pop star, a country singer and a jazz musician are sitting in a bar...

The pop star goes on about all the money he mak...

A Husband Wonders How His Wife Would Move On If He Died

One day, a husband is wondering what his wife w...

Woman Dies on Golf Course

Elsa Peterson of Oak Bluffs was tragically kill...

My buddy plays golf like a man masturbating in a cold shower

No matter how he strokes it's just not going to...

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001

1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream...

A man and his wife are playing golf . . .

on an old country course. The man shanks a driv...

On the green of the 18th hole after a horrible day of golf...

The golfer says to his caddy: "I swear, if I do...

After being shipwrecked, Joe washed up on a tropical island...

The modernized local tribe soon found him, fed ...

The golfing funeral

Larry's wife dies during the week and above his...

Two men were playing golf..

when the man about to tee off noticed a funeral...

A Small Collection of US State Jokes

**Georgia**

The owner of a golf course in Geor...

Father John's Worst Round of Golf

Father John woke up Sunday morning and realizin...

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

The monk joke.

All credit goes to my Spanish teacher, Mr. Garc...

Phrase of the day

An American businessman is in Japan for an impo...

Give me your best golf joke.

I work with a guy who claims he's heard ever go...

Yeah...

I think golf jokes are really sub-par.

Which guy to marry?

There is a man who has three boyfriends, but he...

A guy goes golfing with a pal on Saturday morning.

When they're on the eighth hole, they see a fun...

Golf jokes today is it? Here's mine

A three-man group, a doctor, a priest, and an e...

A Golf Story

John decided to go golfing in Scotland with his...

A woman is golfing with some friends.

After sinking her first putt, she's on her way ...

We had a outage at my place this morning...

We had a outage at my place this morning and my...

We had a power outage today...

...and my PC, laptop, TV, DVD, iPad & surround ...