Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes

Two guys are drinking at the country club bar...

First guy says, "Hey, you want to go play some ...

Priest and nun playing golf.

A priest and a nun are playing golf. The nun, o...

Giving up golf

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf everyd...

An avid golfer meets a woman on the golf course...

...and they decide to spend the rest of the day...

"My relationship with golf is starting to suffer"

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah.. We're going through a rough...

A man becomes marooned on a deserted island...

He's learned how to survive and manages to keep...

A Mexican once tried to steal my golf clubs..

so I had to shoot a hole-in-juan.

Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime girlfriend

Jim decided to tie the knot with his longtime g...

A man becomes suspicious that his wife is cheating on him

So he confronts her and she admits that there h...

Cheating for "Good" Reasons

An elderly couple was having dinner one evening...

the golf course frog

A golfer playing a round by himself hits his ba...

A man and a friend are playing golf one day.

One of the guys is about to chip onto the green...

My grandpa told me this one.

So an older couple is discussing the inevitable...

Why couldn't the computer play golf?...

...Because it had the wrong Driver

Three guys are talking about their families (likely a re-post)

Three men - Bob, Joe, and David - are bragging ...

The Incredible Golf Ball...:

Two Golfers were approaching the first tee. The...

12 inches

Two friends were playing golf when one pulled o...

What's the difference between a golf ball and a Ford?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

Four gents are on the golf course...

... on the second tee box. As gent number one s...

Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are in a bar.

Tiger turns to Stevie and says, "How's the sing...

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a cou...