Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes

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A man is participating in a golf tournament. He...

Lucky frog

I took the day off work and decided to go out g...

Leprechaun caught while golfing

A man in Ireland is playing golf alone when he ...

My friend gave me a new "magic" golf ball.

As long as you put to within 3 inches of the pi...

A woman is out playing golf...

...and she gets stung by a bee. It's annoying,...

President Obama went to the bank to cash a check and he didn’t have his ID.

And the teller said you’ve got to prove who yo...

So an old buddy of mine went to prison...

He had just gotten married actually, and one of...

Two guys are playing golf...

The women in front of them are really taking th...

Lucky Frog

A man takes the day off work and decides to go ...

A man enters a golfing tournament...

... but he is terrible at golf. However, an evi...

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from the golf club wielding maniac.

Another golf joke

A man and his wife are golfing. The wife hits a...

I was at a golf course...

And I asked a lady, who looked like a regular "...

I hired a golf pro to tell me what's wrong with my tee shots

He said I was standing too close to the ball, a...

Two friends are playing golf one day at their local golf course.

Two friends are playing golf one day at their l...

Three businessmen are playing golf...

... the first man puts his thumb to his ear, hi...

A California business man, while in Japan...

for some business meetings and a few rounds of ...

A man and his wife go Golfing

A man and his wife call into a radio show and w...

Three sheiks brag about the size of their family

I have 5 sons. If I wanted to I could form my o...

2 guys are playing golf...

John tees off and makes it to the green. George...

"So how was your golf game today, dear?"

"Well, it was fine until Tom hit a hole-in-one ...

A husband gets home after playing golf.....

And his wife asks how it went to which he repli...

The Forgetful Golfer

A man was playing a full round of golf and forg...