The golfing funeral

Larry's wife dies during the week and above his buddies objections he decides to play in his regular Saturday golf game. He says he ought to get out for a bit, golfing is good therapy. As they are set to tee off on 16, which runs along a busy road, a funeral procession passes by. Larry takes off his hat and stands at attention as the funeral procession passes. "Larry, what are you doing?" Larry responds, "We were married for 26 years--at least I ought to show a little respect for the woman!"

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