A man is participating in a golf tournament. He was left to golf with just his caddy. On his tee-off, the golfer's ball lands in a patch of buttercups. The caddy tells the golfer he can take the ball onto the course, and he won't take a one stroke penalty. However, the golfer refuses and takes the ball out of the buttercups and takes the stroke penalty.
Suddenly, Mother Nature appears.
**"What you just did was amazing. I am so proud that you enjoy nature and all of its beauty. For your reward, I will give you a lifetime supply of butter."**
**"Thanks,"** says the man. **"But where were you last week when my ball landed in the pussywillows?"** [Source](http://smile.xonaki.com/Joke/EN?categoryCode=EN&jokeId=122)
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