Leprechaun caught while golfing

A man in Ireland is playing golf alone when he hooks a shot into the bushes.

He pushes his way into the undergrowth and finds his ball...resting a foot away from an embarrassed looking Leprechaun stuck in the jaws of a steel rodent trap.

Shocked for a only a moment, he pries open the trap with his club then steps back.

"Well, it wasn't in the standard way, but ya done caught me fair and square. What are ye three wishes?" asked the Leprechaun.

"My good sir, good deeds are there own reward. I hope the rest of your day treats you better." And with that, the man picked up his ball and returned the way he came.

This time it was the Leprechaun's turn to be dumbstruck. "Did I hear that right?" he thought. "That's never happened before! I've never even HEARD of that happening before to any Leprechaun!"

He pondered for a moment. "No, this won't do. I can't feel like I'm in debt to this man for all eternity.... I know! I'll give him the three things I think he would want most, whether he asked for them or not!"

A month later, the man is golfing the same hole again and sure enough, hooks his shot into the woods. Pushing through to the same spot, he's not surprised to see the beaming Leprechaun standing in front of his ball.

"Ah, there ya are again, me tall lad! Tell me, how have ya been this last month?"

The man stammers a moment then says "Well, this has actually been a quite an amazing time for me! A great-aunt I never met left a small fortune that arrived three weeks ago!"

"Oh, aye? And how has your game been?"

"That's the thing. I've been playing better than ever and two weeks ago I set the course record!"

"Outstanding? And how about your luck with the ladies?"

At this, the man turned red and looked away. "Well, I can't say I know why it happened, but I've known the company two lovely women recently! One on the 5th and the other just yesterday."

The Leprechaun's face turned sour. "Two? Only two women? And only twice?!?!? That's not much at all!!!"

The man turned to the Leprechaun and replied "Oh, that's quite a lot, actually. You see, I'm the Parrish Priest!"


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