Lucky frog

I took the day off work and decided to go out golfing.

I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green. I thought nothing of it and was about to swing when I heard, "RIBBIT ... 9 iron." I looked around and didn't see anyone. Again, I heard, "RIBBIT 9 iron." I looked at the frog and decided to prove the him wrong, put the club away, and grabbed a 9 iron. Boom! I hit it 10 inches from the cup. I was shocked. I said to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "RIBBIT lucky frog." So I decided to take the frog with me to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" I asked. "RIBBIT 3 wood." I took out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. I was befuddled and didn't know what to say. By the end of the day, I had played the best game of golf in my life and asked the frog, "where to next?"

The frog replies, "RIBBIT Las Vegas". So we went to Las Vegas and I said, "Ok frog, now what?" The frog says, "RIBBIT roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, I asked, "what do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "RIBBIT $3000, black 6." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game I figured what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. I took my winnings and bought the best room in the hotel. I sat the frog down and said, "frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "RIBBIT kiss me." I figured why not, since after all the frog did for me, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 16-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is how the girl ended up in my room."