A man and his wife are golfing. The wife hits a beautiful drive right down the center of the fairway. Trying to outdo his wife, the man overswings and slices the ball into the woods. As the man is about to safely punch his second shot out, his wife interjects,
"Now wait a minute! There is a barn between you and the flag.
If I open the back door and the front door you can scoot the
ball through right up onto the green."
The man says, "alright, why not". He hits the ball. It ricochets off the barn, hits his wife square in the forehead, and kills her.
A year later the man is playing golf with his friend and they come upon the same hole. Sure enough, the man slices the ball into the woods. He walks up to punch it out when his friend interjects,
"Now wait a minute! There is a barn between you and the flag.
If I open the back door and the front door you can scoot the
ball through right up onto the green."
The man says to his friend,
"No way! Last time I tried that, I shot a 7."
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