Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes

A man and his wife are golfing...

...and with it being such a beautiful day they ...

He Takes His Golf Seriously.

An elderly golfer is about to putt when a funer...

A LITTLE LATE


There's a new member of the golf club who show...

My golf game is a lot like my iPad,

I don't have an iPad.

Golf is like life!

It has it's ups and downs, but eventually you e...

Three men are out golfing...

As they are waiting for their tee time, a young...

My Sight

A 90 year-old man who had played golf every day...

I like my women like I like my golf

Over 80 and handicapped

Why is golf named "golf"?

Because all the other fore letter words were ta...

A woman gets stung by a bee on the golf course.

She rides back up to the pro shop to try to get...

A funeral procession drives passed a golf course...

Where three men are golfing. One of the guys st...

Six year old just gave me these gems

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?...

More golf jokes

Two guys are playing golf, but they are stuck b...

It is helpful to have a therapist on the golf course.

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and w...

In his first trip to Japan, the businessman...

...is very nervous about meeting his wealthiest...

I played golf with a guy in a wheelchair today

He must not play much judging by the silence I ...

Golfing in Scotland

John , who lived in the north of England, decid...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are drinking in a bar...

-You know - says the Englishman - I have 10 son...

Two statisticians are playing golf.

The first one tees off, and the ball lands 10 f...

Men at 26 plays football,

Men at 26 plays football,
Men at 40 plays tenni...

A Man and a Priest

A man walks up to his priest and asked "Are the...

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish Catholic man play golf

She opened the door to find two grim-faced Alas...