A Man and a Priest

A man walks up to his priest and asked "Are there golf courses up in heaven?" The priest replies, "I am not sure, let me ask the big man and I will let you know next week."

A week goes by and the man walks up to the priest and asks, "So did you ask about the golf courses?" The priest replies, "Oh yeah I talked to the big man and I have good news and bad news. The good news is there are hundreds of thousands of golf courses in heaven. The bad news is that you have a tee time tomorrow at 8am!"

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