...and with it being such a beautiful day they decide to walk the course. In order to keep pace as best they can with all the cart riders, the wife walks on ahead to the forward tees while her husband is setting up to tee off on the first hole.
She's just about there when he swings and snap hooks the ball which strikes her in the temple, killing her instantly.
Later, he's at the hospital and the doctor says:
"I'm so sorry Mr Johnson. We have confirmed that the blow to the temple did in fact kill your wife. However, we discovered something very peculiar in the examination. There was a second golf ball lodged in her anus."
"Oh yeah, that was my mulligan."
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