...is very nervous about meeting his wealthiest client, Mr. Nakagawa, whom he will be playing golf with the day after he arrives in the country. He takes a cab from the airport to his hotel and heads to the bar to drink his nerves away. Over the course of countless cups of sake, he meets a lovely young Japanese girl and ends up bringing her back to his room for a wild evening of fun.
He wakes up the next morning, refreshed and full of confidence, and makes his way to the golf course to meet his client. The two head off to the first tee. Mr. Nakagawa tees first, clobbers the ball, and sinks an astonishing hole-in-one.
The man goes to congratulate Mr. Nakagawa on his feat, but decides it would be an excellent ice breaker if he did so in his client's native language. He quickly thinks back to the excited squeals of his lovely companion the night before.
"Machigatta ana!", he exclaims.
Puzzled, Mr. Nakagawa looks at the man and asks, "what do you mean, 'wrong hole'?"
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