There's a new member of the golf club who shows up and shoots three over par the first day, and the members ask if he can play again next Saturday. He says, "Sure, I know you guys usually start at eight, but do you mind if I'm 10 minutes late?" The other members say, "No problem." Saturday he shows up and shoots 70, only left handed! So the guys ask, "How do you decide if you’re going to play right-handed or left-handed?" "Well," the man says, "if my wife wakes up on her right side, I play right-handed. If she’s on her left side, I play left-handed." So they ask, "What if she's sleeping on her back?" "Then I'm 10 minutes late," the man replies.
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