A woman gets stung by a bee on the golf course.

She rides back up to the pro shop to try to get something to relieve her pain.

**Golfer:** "Excuse me sir, do you have any hydrocortisone cream?"



**Pro shop worker:** "Yes mam, what's wrong?"



**Golfer:** "I got stung by a bee."



**Pro shop worker:** "Oh no! Where at?"


**Golfer:** "Between the first and second hole."



**Pro shop worker:** "Your stance is too wide."

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