A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to ret...
Golf Jokes
Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?
Because it's a crime to drink and drive.
Jack & Stevie
Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. N...
Why do golf commentators speak softly?
To not wake the audience.
This guy went to the doctor and said, “Doc, I don’t know what’s wrong with me, but every time I fart, it sounds like ...pbffbbpppfffHONDA”.
"That's a new one. Can I hear you fart?” says t...
A CEO, A Vice-President, and an Engineer are all on the Golf Course...
...the engineer hits the ball into the woods an...
Did you hear about the Mexican that was shot on the golf course?
There was a hole in Juan.
2 detectives were looking over Juan's murdered, lifeless body..
when one detective says " it looks like he was ...
I didn't think my golf joke was that good,
but everyone kept assuring me it was subpar.
Just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife.
Best trade I've ever made
A priest, a doctor, and an engineer go golfing
They get stuck behind a group of golfers who se...
The locker room of a Golf Club
Several men are in the locker room of a golf cl...
What do you get when you mix free running with golf?
Parfour
Sorry
A Man travels to Japan & heads to the red light district.
Finds a hot japanese girl in a brothel & gets i...
Robot Caddies
A man goes to the local golf course and pays to...
Engineering teacher gave us this one.
So a priest, a doctor, and an engineer are play...
A man went to Japan on business
A man went to Japan on business, and while ther...
How is your golf game?
Eh... It's sub-par.
A dad puts his little girl to sleep...
And the girl says, "Goodbye Grandpa" and the da...
A Jew, a Catholic, and a Mormon are drinking together.
The Jew boasts about his fertility
"I have 4 s...
Have no new jokes been created in the world?
This subreddit reminds me of a joke since I've ...
A woman got stung by a bee on the golf course
As she was allergic to bee stings, she frantica...
A wife asks her husband if she were to die, would he remarry?...
...and her husband says "yes I would remarry I ...
A woman playing golf
A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put h...