Golf Jokes

Golf Jokes

A little old lady and a sack full of $20's

A little old lady was walking down the street, ...

A man takes his wife to play her first game of golf...

Unfortunately she hacked the first shot the win...

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waitin...

My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason.

All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfin...

*Overheard at a country club yesterday*

My father gave me some advice on being active t...

The Ethical Dilemma

Two men are playing golf and they one caddy eac...

A Priest, a Doctor, and an Engineer are playing golf

An engineer, a priest, and a doctor are trying ...

Ed and Nancy met while on a singles cruise

and Ed fell head over heels for her.

When th...

A man went on a trip to the mountains in Eastern Europe to see the sights...

A man went on a trip to the mountains in Easter...

he just loves golf

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every ...

Always a hole behind

A man, while playing on the front nine of a com...

A Southern Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are discussing families...

The Baptist said, "The LORD did say be fruitfu...

A young woman was taking golf lessons...

and had just started playing her first round of...

Strain relief

Two friends were teeing off at a golf resort wh...

Three men out golfing....

Three men were out golfing one sunny day. They ...

Usain Bolt retires from running...

He has been bored and looking in to a new sport...

The golfer's wife

A man gets into an argument with his wife becau...

Two men playing golf

Two men are playing golf and they notice a fune...

LIAR

A married man was having an affair with his sec...

A CEO, Vice-President, and Engineer are on the golf course...

...the engineer hits first and his ball goes in...

I wore my golf socks today

There's a hole in one

Since all these racist jokes are on reddit today..

A man goes to golf one day and the club house h...

Age and sport

Men at 26 plays football,
Men at 40 plays tenni...

Does it hurt anymore?

A woman playing Golf hit a man nearby. He put h...