As they are waiting for their tee time, a young, very attractive woman approaches them.
"Do you mind if I join you three for a round of golf?"
"Absolutely!" the three men reply.
By the 18th hole, the woman has been doing very well, but needs to sink a 30 foot putt in order to save par. She proposes an offer.
"To the man who gives me the best advice for sinking this putt, I will gladly become your wife."
The 1st man analyzes the situation and says: "The ball will curve to the left, so aim to the right of the hole."
The 2nd man says: "Nonsense! The ball is obviously going to curve to the right, so aim to the left!"
The woman, thankful for the two opinions, but wanting to hear the 3rd man's take, asks: "And what do you think I should do?"
"Easy." says the 3rd man, "Pick up the ball, that's a gimme."
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