Two guys are playing golf, but they are stuck behind two women who are really taking their time.
First guy says: "I'm gonna go over there and see if they won't let us pass".
So he walks over there, but once he gets closer to the women he quickly turns around and comes back.
First guy: "Man, I can't talk to them. One is my wife, the other is my mistress."
So then the second guy goes to talk to them, but he also quickly turns around and comes back and says:
"My, how small the world is..."
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