How do you get 500 bricks out of a plane?
-Open the door and throw them all out!
What three steps do you take to fit an Elephant in a fridge?
-Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge!
What four steps do you take to fit a Giraffe in a fridge?
-Open fridge, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close fridge!
The lion was holding a birthday party, and all the animals arrived but one. Which one?
-The giraffe, it was still in the fridge!
Sarah needs to cross a river infested by hungry corcodiles. The crocs live on the left side of the river. Sarah swims across the left side, and survives. How?
-The crocs were at the lions birthday party!
Sarah was trying to find her grandfathers special treasure, buried deep in the jungle. But she died before she even got there. Why?
-She was hit by 500 falling bricks!
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